There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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