Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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