Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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