Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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