Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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