So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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