Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
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