guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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