So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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