do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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