Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Randomize
