suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
