Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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