Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Success! We fucked roommates!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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