it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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