Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I just shot gunned a beer for your birthday alone because you're too hungover at midnight to get out of bed. I'm not sure which of us is the bigger loser
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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