I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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