I'm really into asian looking animals
I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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