Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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