Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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