i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
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