they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
