yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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