I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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