Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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