whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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