i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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