So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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