OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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