Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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