You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
I got a black eye last night. This guy said for every 35 pounds you lose you gain an inch to your dick. I asked him how long he has been peeing sitting down.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
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