Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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