If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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