We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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