your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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