i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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