singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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