you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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