Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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