I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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