there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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