I cockslap morals
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
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