i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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