oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
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