Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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