yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
