Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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