worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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