found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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