I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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