do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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