Dual....:-)
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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