How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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