sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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