We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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